halal 

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

halal by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008

Halal 

Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.

X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”

Halal by Lindadinda April 30, 2019

halal 

A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.

"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"

"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."

halal by zebra_b1tch June 12, 2019

Halal 

A person who is not sinful

Damn did u see kimo he is tooo halal

Halal by Kimoooo November 19, 2019

halal 

1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.

Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?

halal by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Halal 

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

Halal by kebonggg July 9, 2010

halal 

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

halal by ettolrahc March 22, 2007