Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

Bitchitis 

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

Bitchitis by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

bitchitis 

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

bitchitis by khiddy June 12, 2005

Bitchitis 

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

Bitchitis by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchitis 

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level

she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis

bitchitis by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008

bitchitis 

An uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. Individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by bitches.

Scarlet: "Complain, complain, complain, ect...."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."

bitchitis by Brysonator December 22, 2013

Bitchitis 

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

Bitchitis by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016