bitchitis

An uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. Individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by bitches.

Scarlet: "Complain, complain, complain, ect...."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."

by Brysonator December 23, 2013