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A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"
Slowski by cheetohater February 4, 2010
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A Slomski- A big wet choking blow job. First cousin to the Harlem Struggle.
She didn't go deep enough on the Slomski to I flipped the bitch into the Harlem struggle.
Slomski by Uberpages October 16, 2014
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Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.
A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
Slowsky by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014
A Skowski is a man that plays with his man junk for days, or men that take it big time up the dummper hole and love to get it on with hot, steaming, hairy, sexy water buffalos, also pop chubbys when they shit on eachothers chest.

TEE-HEE
did u see those skowski's last night now there chests smell like straight up shit.
skowski by T.Merrill January 4, 2010
the act of finishing your magic load in the ear of your partner
i decided to slawski to her and she didnt call back
slawski by sciacca March 20, 2014
(as a noun) I agree with you, I was wrong
He told me that Trump screwed over America. That slowsky.
slowsky by KenzoClassy August 20, 2021
means a friend / brother - show
yo wys showski
Showski by seizetheirfunds December 1, 2025