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Cardiokie 

ADJ (car·dee·oh·key) - Originating as a noun, Cardiokie is used as an adjective to describe anything that is unappealing. Synonyms include: lame, stupid, gay, retarded, idiotic, and weak.
- Dude, that CD was so fucking cardiokie.

- Man, cigarette prices in New York are totally cardiokie.

- Kevin tried to get that girl's number at the bar, but he wound up being totally cardiokie.
Cardiokie by JennSquared June 29, 2008
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When you do cardio and karaoke at the same time.
Man that cardioke really was hard huh
Cardioke by AlienFun May 18, 2023

cardiolisis 

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.
Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.
cardiolisis by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.
i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

cardiomelanosis 

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis
cardiomelanosis by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardiomegaly 

An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

Cardiolix 

1) to purposefully exercise the cardiovascular system of the human body
Bye honey! I'm going to go do some cardiolix at the gym.
Cardiolix by Velli1981 June 2, 2010