Urmson

When you really think it would be funny to take out your genitals and smack someone around; when in fact it would just make anyone feel very uncomfortable with a giant cock in their face.

I was going to Urmson the bitch, but I decided it would be wrong

Urmson by ymoney June 20, 2008

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urmston

last name commonly given to beastly gorgeous people, with amazing intellegence, athelticism, and other forms of charisma. everyone seems to love an urmston.

"hey you know that girl jenn urmston?"
"OMG! I've had a crush on her since 3rd grade!!!"
"OMG me too!"

urmston by jlynnxxxxxxx July 6, 2008

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Urmson • urmston • ursone • urmon

urmon

urmom but u pressed the wrong key

*playing whatever game*

Guy 1: yo do you know who I banged? You ASSHOLE

Guy 2: URMON

Guy 2 Again: NO SHIT I MEAN URMOM

Guy 1 Again: lol idiot

urmon by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

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urmston

Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.

We all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get shite beer and oooogly laydees.

urmston by Stretford soldier February 7, 2005

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ursone

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

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ursone

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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