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long con 

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'
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Long Con 

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”

long white con

An ambitious alternative to the short con. The mark is money rich and a bit less gullible than a short con mark. It's risky and takes experience running con games. Up front bait cash and a seasoned crew are often necessary. Be ready to walk away because the stakes are high. Called the long white con because it takes a long lead time to earn the mark's trust and it is a playing field traditionally reserved for white folks, although that is no longer the case. Popularized by novelist Iceberg Slim.
That real estate developer lost his fortune due to a long white con pulled on his ass.
long white con by titmouse November 15, 2007

Long Juicy Cone 

A derogatory term, derived from the simple ideas relating to that of a long ejaculating penis... otherwise known as LJC, in some states the term Liam Connelly used to express the same feelings of success.
"Did you see that dirty video I sent you?", "Yes I saw it, that guy had one hell of an LJCone (Long Juicy Cone)!"

Connor Long 

To be born with an elongated neck. Usually wears the same Krew jeans everyday and has a shiny nose. His neck is too longated from a tennis racket.
That connor long got a long neck.

Don't be a connor neck youre getting on my nerves.

Take your head and smash it into a ficus tree.
Connor Long by Phalydamight March 29, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026