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elven wine 

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.
"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"
elven wine by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

elven eyes 

Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.
I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.
elven eyes by Tavish L. September 17, 2005

elven handjob 

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
elven handjob by rapydave May 5, 2015

elven style 

Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".
"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"
elven style by ded_malik May 16, 2022

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
Elven Tree Branch by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

Elven Breathmint 

The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.
Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"
Elven Breathmint by Bunny Rose January 6, 2010