Definitions by Oxfordlad

Fishlad 

A sexy hunk of man that salaciously licks his lips while doing chemistry. Has been known to come in optional moustached variety. Has great weight on his shoulder in the form of a mildly abusive....pirate parrot. As he is a fisherman...for the pussay.

Did you see that guy? Total fishlad.

Fishlad by Oxfordlad March 17, 2015

elven wine 

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

elven wine by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

Addy

Someone who you might meet swimming, or drinking copious amounts of vodka in a classy bar. Also has a penchant for strong ciders/other typical manly drinks.

Typical behaviors often include inappropriate comments, desire to burst into Glee cover songs that they "made better" and providing copious amounts of banter (including random, nonsensical shit). Has never untagged herself from a bad photo on Facebook, even if it's lost her a Christmas present from her deeply Christian relatives. An absolute laugh and a great person to spend time with

Man 1: Who's that girl over there

Man 2: She's called Addy. Really nice girl. Doesn't wear copious amounts of make up.

Man 1: She sounds like an honest girl

Man 2: Naah she's more of a true lad

Addy by Oxfordlad November 27, 2012