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Poon-Poon Party 

When a group of eccentric, effeminate or gay men gather while wearing the tiniest pair of athletic shorts they can find, it is known as a Poon-Poon Party.

Sometimes a second undergarment is required to hold the fruit basket in place so the banana and berries don't fall out- especially because there is often a lot of stretching, kicking, and spontaneous dance numbers at a Poon-Poon Party.

Often knee high socks will be worn at these parties as well, but the main point is to wear the smallest tightest pair of shorts possible.

Women can also have a Poon-Poon Party- but usually they are simply in attendance of one purely by accident as these often occur randomly after a few drinks in groups of gay men.

Poon-Poon Parties are also not confined to any particular class as they have been known to take place in the finest homes of West Hollywood, as well as in the lower middle-class suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina.
1) The boys are having a spontaneous Poon-Poon Party right now and if I am not there in five minutes I will just die!

2) Did you see that youtube video from the Poon-Poon party? Wow those boys have great extension!

3) Wow, Those Marys only had two glasses of wine and it has already turned into a Poon-Poon Party! Let's go get our shorts!

4) I didn't know he could kick his own face till I saw him at the Poon-Poon Party-- and his backbend was amazing!

Mama Poon Poon 

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim
Mama Poon Poon by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

Poon Poon 

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.
You put the peen peen in the poon poon.
Poon Poon by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

Poon Poon 

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.
Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!
Poon Poon by ShotzFlared January 18, 2017

ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina
ya poon poon by Montaynay May 20, 2008

Poon Poon Hunter 

Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".

Poon poon is vagina.

In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.

A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!