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Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her
Stalkie by weaby12 October 22, 2013
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someone who is being stalked.
To be stalked by a stalker.
Hey i think i maybe a stalkie. He keeps stalking me!

Hello 911? I think i maybe a stalkie! help!!
stalkie by Jøsh Stalech May 17, 2008
An erect penis (Scottish). From the botanical term, a stalk is a long, vertical stem or connecting part of a plant.
Aw man, did ye see the way that chick was flirting wae me, ave got a major stalkie
Stalkie by Scootmeister March 15, 2019

Stalkie Talkie 

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.
Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.
Stalkie Talkie by MrVertigo September 16, 2010

Walkie stalkie 

Walkie stalkie: someone who has a creepish obsession of stalking child actor Walker Scobell. Walkie stalkies range from knowing the actors address to having cardboard cutouts and banners. In some cases it’s more perverse.

Reminder it’s not okay to sexualize celebrity minors just because you’re not an adult. It’s creepy.
Amy says she knows Walker Scobells address. She’s for sure a Walkie stalkie.
Walkie stalkie by GenZgirl_slang August 15, 2024

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..