A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out
regret. A cullen is a cold blooded panty
bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly
sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.
A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep
wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking
sound.
I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only
pleasure you will know for the
next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
Woman A: Hey do you
see that hot
guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such
a bitch.