Zooing 

(1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park.

(1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?"
"We went to the museum and a pub on Saturday, and spent all of Sunday zooing."

Zooing by the specter January 1, 2009

zooing 

Long haired hippy freaks used this term in the sixties and seventies to refer to the way other people sometimes looked at them in scorn and to the way users looked at things in amazement and wonder when they were on drugs.

Jimi is really zooing at the sunset. Is he stoned or what?

zooing by Dan Hemi January 9, 2010

Zooing 

The act of hooking up with an ugly and/or large beast. Zooing can be used for ones own need of getting some(See also: desparate and blue balls) or as an act of kindness for a friend(See also: Taking one for the team)

#1 A: Have you seen Carla?

B: Yeah, she is in the parking lot, Zooing it.

#2 It is getting late and the bar is thinning out, I may have to go Zooing tonight if I wanna get some!

Zooing by mdh82 July 12, 2011

Zooing 

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

Zooing by LayniBee August 28, 2023

Zoolinga 

A Northern California term used to describe a person, specifically a women as being awesome or cool.

That girl from Berkeley is zoolinga!

Zoolinga by lostinberkeley August 31, 2010

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011