Kofta 

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta

Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch

Kofta by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021

kofta 

Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.

'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'

kofta by TURK4EVA May 4, 2008

KOFTA 

SOMETHING YOU USE FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. MOSTLY USED BY LEBANESE

OG WHAT A KOFTA

KOFTA by MR MOAZBY October 23, 2018

Kofta 

A word that can be used instead of literally everything, but mostly curse words.

Damn gurl, you're so kofta beautiful.
You scared me you piece of kofta!

Kofta by Koolhuman March 1, 2021

kofta feet 

Generally a person with fat, disgusting, smelly feet.

bro Did you see sabrinas kofta feet "how could i miss it, they cant get any bigger"

"Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"

kofta feet by hashy September 30, 2012

Cheeky Kofta 

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

Cheeky Kofta by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

Spicy Lamb Kofta 

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

Spicy Lamb Kofta by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020