The password to your boyfriend's computer. Completely unbrakeable and made that way so he can secretly chat to hot women and keep porn on his computer. It is a way to do bad man things that you would not want him to do.
"Bro, your girlfriend is going to bust into your computer and see all those naked chicks!"
"Nah man I double daspookzed that shit."
"You right! You Right!"
"Dammit Sheila when Joshua went away he changed his password how am I ever going to find out if he's doing my sister?!"
"Lauren... It's Daspookz. Duh"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.