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An insult meaning that a person is mentally slow or mentally incapable. Ex. Rides the short bus.
She is so dumb and always acting so Laidlaw.
Laidlaw by King Definition October 2, 2020
Big monster cock and proud to be Scottish and loves big arses
The laidlaw is the most fierce warrior Scotland ever seen
Laidlaw by Nan44 May 7, 2020
a laidlaw is a massive, as BIG as the world FART
omg, did u just laidlaw?
laidlaw by I.P. Everywhere April 24, 2008
A definition given to a punk apple harvest devouring geordie punk by an over bored over cheeky aF kernty Olyzup
"Hark chaps, Look yonder at that supermassive Laidlaw devouring the entire apple harvest. "

Zachary James Laidlaw 

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

Sam Laidlaw 

a blonde kid with very small cock
Sam Laidlaw by Chaserawrxd69 February 28, 2019