Skip to main content

Gradeslave 

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.
Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.
Gradeslave by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022
Gradeslave mug front
Get the Gradeslave mug.
See more merch

grapelaper 

likes the dirty sanchez
harry loves to get a dirty sanchez
grapelaper by hill January 26, 2003
Related Words

Grapefaced 

Variation on Rapeface but used to describe being drunk on wine. Wine being made from grapes, obviously.
"Did you see how red my teeth went last night when we got grapefaced ?"
Grapefaced by Buentes June 15, 2007

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026