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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Related Words

glengarrulous 

(1) Excessively prone to quote from the David Mamet play (and film) Glengarry Glen Ross.

(2) In the habit of creating neologisms, usually for online dictionaries, that make reference, at some point, to Glengarry Glen Ross. (cf. mocquiesce, poortray, etc.)
I like Laura, but her conversation tends to be a bit glengarrulous.
glengarrulous by Worgus June 25, 2008

Gleegasm 

The sense of euphoria one feels when having an overdose of the show Glee and all things Glee related.
"I think I just a gleegasm from listening to all that music from Glee!"
"You would."

OR!

"The Glee soundtrack just came out! I'm about to have a Gleegasm!"
Gleegasm by Glee Lover November 4, 2009

Glenngasm 

The feeling of great pleasure and sustained fufillment when in the presence or in anticipation of being in the presence of Glenn
Oh dear lord, i'm so excited about seeing Glenn later i'm having a "Glenngasm"
Glenngasm by Glenn Fisk (God) January 19, 2009

gleeg snag zip 

Only word known to mankind that has as much power as five hundred nuclear bombs. The mere utterance of this phrase will cause the earth to suddenly shatter, thereby destroying all life and hope of survival.
Blah 1: "Well, at least there aren't any words they can say to make the world blow up."

Cannon Blah: "..........................................Gleeg snag zip!"

*Earth shatters*

Blah 1: "Eh, I stand thoroughly corrected."
gleeg snag zip by NeonZERO January 9, 2005

Glengormley 

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland on a mini scale one side is Protestant the other Catholic, has around 100000000000 cctv cameras now which have spoilt the only fun to be had in this town, rioting the sport of kings.
tourist - " Excuse me is it true that Zeus lives in Glengormley? "

resident - " Why yes he lives on Carnmoney Hill!, have you any spare change btw? "
Glengormley by philewill August 27, 2009