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Midwit cuckoo 

A midwit, or someone or middling intellect, who gets caught up in some form of mass hysteria. Strong supporters of a nanny state mentality to the point of insanity, and excellent examples of the Dunning Kruger effect in action. Named after the John Wyndham novel "the Midwich Cuckoos".
"Look at these midwit cuckoos, they want all dogs put down because some child got bitten by one recently."

"This guy says all humans must be exterminated to save the planet. What a midwit cuckoo."
Midwit cuckoo by RayBidd February 10, 2022

cuckzone 

The area a man finds himself in when he walks in on his wife sleeping with another man and she friendzones him.

Alternatively, the state of being friendzoned after the man has already had sex with the woman in question.

This is further the case when the man in question acts much like a cuckold or one who has been friendzoned. That is, taking vicarious enjoyment from the woman's sexual pleasure and/or trying to be as nice as possible to her in hopes he can resume intercourse with her.
"We'll still always be good friends; you're like a brother to me."
~Chick saying this to a guy while he is being cuckzoned, her being pounded by a stranger in front of him.
cuckzone by Papa Dwarf August 17, 2016

Cloud Cuckoo Land 

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...
He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
Cloud Cuckoo Land by LaylaRose March 18, 2010

commander cuckoo bananas 

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)
Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.
Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.