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Condensation 

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.
Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen
Condensation by Smejie April 11, 2010

Condensation 

Leche condensada translated in Spanglish!
Cómprame una lata de leche condensation…
Condensation by Cuban candy July 5, 2021

Condensation Handshake 

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.
Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

Vaginal Condensation 

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
Vaginal Condensation by The_Eggos January 5, 2015