choch-block 

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

choch-block by Urika.C September 19, 2011

Cooch Block 

When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy

"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."

Cooch Block by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

choc-block 

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

choc-block by pud2000 July 14, 2010

choc-block 

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

choc-block by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009

Cooch Block 

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.

Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.

Cooch Block by infogrl July 27, 2011

Choc block 

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

Choc block by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Choc-a-Block

Full to the limit. Busting at the seems.

There is no more room in the backpack. It is choc-a-block with books.

Choc-a-Block by Mike McKenzie September 4, 2006