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Billiken 

An impish spirit that posseses inanimate objects such as dildos and fucks with humans
The billiken possessed the umbrella and shoved it up his ass.
Billiken by Wildbilliken March 23, 2019

Billiken 

Saint Louis University mascot and LGBTQIA advocate.
Aka Lucas. It literally has to be Lucas in the Billiken costume, right?
Billiken by cornbreadlover December 6, 2021

jive zeek billiken 

A person who talks a lot of jive nonsense that's couched in mystery. Someone who never answers a question in a straightforward manner, but rather shucks and jives around a whole bunch of confusing stuff, as if he's really intelligent. When analyzed closely, it's pretty much a given that the jive zeek billiken is totally full of shit, and doesn't really have much knowledge of anything that's factual.

The Billiken is a charm doll created by an American art teacher and illustrator, Florence Pretz. It became somewhat of a fad in the early 1900s. It was supposed to have certain powers, and was later picked up as a mascot at some colleges in the US. It fell out of favor and mostly disappeared years later. It was an ugly little doll with pointed ears and straight legs, sitting sort of like a Buddha. It also appears as a charm of sorts, worn on the wrist or around the neck.

The phrase, jive zeek billiken was popularized by the black community on Long Island in the 1960s.
Example 1:

Person A: Wow, this inflation is killing me.

JZB: Well, when the man bought Alaska, and forced the Indians to move back to Chicago, y'all knew this was gonna happen, bro. We shoulda consolidated instead.

Person A: WHAT?!? What the hell are you talking about? Why you talkin' all that jive zeek billiken-ass bull shit to meeeee? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. man.

Example 2:

Person A: Does that guy know what he's talking about? He sure talks a good game.

Person B. Nah. He's mostly a jive zeek billiken. You can't take him seriously.
jive zeek billiken by Del Ritchie October 13, 2021

Billigent 

The act of being excessively diligent about billing. A billigent person invents obtuse ways of billing clients and passers-by alike for any reason vaguely linking others to owing money to them.
The billigent attorney would spend more time billing his clients than actually working for them. Every second of his waking hours was spent going over his client list, that way he could bill all his clients on a continual basis and back it up with time-entries like "status update" which actually meant all he did was think of their name and if any new activities were associated with them. More often than not, nothing had changed, given that his "status updates" occurred on an hourly basis. Billigent practices are frowned upon by ethical attorneys.
Billigent by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012
The nicest girl ever. She is always there when you need advice and will never ever judge you. She always helps you solve your problems espically relationship problems, she's the go to cupid. There are lots of guys who want her but she just can't see that, she doesn't understand why any guy would want her, even tough she's absolutely beautiful and extremely smart. She's a great friend who will never betray you so if you're friends with a Billien or in a relationship with one, love her and

never let her go.
Billien is the best, she solved all my problems by setting me up with my boyfriend!
billien by theoneyouIGNORED March 12, 2016

Billipeniss

The Billy penis; known to have super human power. Said to cause ordinary woman, with no known mental conditions, to fall in love and transcend into a hypnotic yet dangerous state of psychosis.
She used to be such a sweet and nice girl until she caught the Billipeniss. Billipeniss is said to be the cause of her rage and scary outbursts.