bagillionaire

When the value of a person's wealth get so large it makes no difference. Sometimes characterized as having as much as, or more, money than God.

Rupert Murdoch's recent sale of MySpace for over 500 million dollars only added even more money to this bagillionaire's ridiculous wealth.

bagillionaire by hood4u August 17, 2007

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Bagillionaire

Bagillionaire - Someone with so many fabulous handbags that you couldn't possibly count them all.

Some may call it a sickness, but a love for handbags is like a love for chocolate, it is good because it makes you happy and you can't possibly get enough or have to much!

A bagillionaire's moto? - "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

- Omg! Have you seen her cupboard? She has so many handbags!

- Don't you know, she is a total bagillionaire!

Bagillionaire by Ze Bagillionaire July 16, 2013

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Samdog Bagillionaire

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

Samdog Bagillionaire by Redunderoath June 10, 2011

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A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012