Turdmite

A term meaning "little shit", referring to an annoying person.

"Will you please shut up and stop being such a turdmite".

Turdmite by Hoffmael May 17, 2014

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

Turdmite by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

Turdite 

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite

I found a nice piece of turdite today.

Turdite by worderizer January 5, 2021