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Techmanic 

When someone feels as though they can’t survive without technology.
Or when a private or public location is overwhelmingly filled with technological equipment.
“Can we just have a nice meal together without you fiddling with your phone? You’re so techmanic!”

“I really enjoyed the capital city but it was a little overwhelmingly techmanic.”

“I believe that today’s society is generally suffering with techmania”
Techmanic by Katrirobell February 1, 2019
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technicalissimo 

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

Technical Tony 

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

technicolor burp 

To vomit profusely, usually in many colors.

Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010