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A very beautiful, young women's name. usually very thick and curvy. makes guys and girls turn heads when she enters a room. very independent and trustworthy. if you find a simret don't let her go, she's a keeper.
guy #1: aye man what are you doing here ?

guy #2: I'm waiting for my date bro

guy #1: where she at ?
*simret walks in and every one stares

guys#2: there she is.
simret by angel_from_heaven _ June 21, 2011
Related Words
Siuret simret Siretfel Sireth Siret Sirettes siure siurek Sturettes sureta

Sirettes 

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.
Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012
The quickest way to respond to someone who is trying to make fun of you or being annoying in general. This will cause the person to have a confused look upon reply.

Similar to sure.
Brian: "Yo stop staring at that guy's ass."
Tom: "Siure"

(2) Brian: "I don't know why you never clean up your own dishes. It's getting ridiculous."

Tom "Siure"
siure by LordKoonhammer May 2, 2011

suretainly 

A better way to say certainly. The combination of the words sure and certainly.
"Will you get that?"
"Suretainly."
suretainly by Ashley (ashrocks20) February 10, 2009

Surething 

The term "surething" means exactly the same thing as the sentence or statement "Sure thing." This term is basically and almost always utilized in online conversations. It expresses a response similar to: "Of course" or "Hells yeah". It's used by hipsters and gangstarrs alike and also shows rebellion in the refusal to type another space (as if teens today didn't abbreviate enough). Part of the hipness of such a term is that it never has been and never shall be abbreviated. Ever.
This would display an online conversation:
S*********9 (9:47:23 PM): "Are you gonna make it to Eric's party tonight?"
c**************n (9:47:02 PM):"Surething"
Surething by spideygal19 April 18, 2007
A magnificent person, with a good sense of humor, kind, intelligent, when it comes to love I tell you that she can love you with every beat of her heart, but she is a bit sensitive and delicate, and this is a good thing, because you have to take good care of her It is worth it, I would say that it is the incarnation of heaven, if I had to define it in one word it would be "perfect".
If you are reading this I want to tell you that I love you. -🪐
sireth by Saturno2701 August 12, 2021