Shammber 

My beautiful new pipe. She looks nice and sweet. She has a golden glow about her. Her curves catch all the scoobies!

Do you know shammber? She's so beautiful!

Shammber by TruePheasant June 4, 2018

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

shammer 

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

shammer by Remised July 1, 2011

Shammer faced 

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

Shammer faced by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

The J Shaumberg 

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

The J Shaumberg by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

shameberry 

The scent of a man when he walks out of a strip club alone.

A mix of shame and strawberry

Wife: Where were you?

Hubby: Oh, nowhere, just hanging out with friends

Wife: Who? candy and destiny? you smell like shameberry

shameberry by bookemdano January 21, 2011

shammer 

a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

"Can I get a large shammer?"

shammer by ljgkhgfjhgf March 18, 2021