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mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy 

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

Keyboard Slamming 

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

keyboard slamming 

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026