Dirty Alan 

When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.

Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

Dirty Alan by Northy666 September 4, 2019

Dirty Alan 

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

Dirty Alan by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018

dirty alan 

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

dirty alan by Entrusted March 5, 2017

dirty alana 

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

dirty alana by do u have my juul April 15, 2020

Dirty Alanis 

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

Dirty Alanis by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

dirty alanna 

When a guy ejaculates in a girls bellybutton and then she shoots it out like a whale’s blow whole

“Fuck me babe cum in my bellybutton so I can pull a DIRTY ALANNA

dirty alanna by Alannaisawhore April 26, 2020

Dirty Alanah 

When a person has a panic attack while still inside of you.

Me: Look Hun, I love you but, please I don't want a Dirty Alanah.

Dirty Alanah by Bagel_123 February 16, 2023