Crucifished 

Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.

I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished

Crucifished by nick P-lourde July 18, 2018

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

Crucified Barbara by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

crucified 

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

crucified by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified by bisexuals 

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

crucified by bisexuals by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023

getting Crucified 

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

getting Crucified by [e-mail] March 3, 2010

Crucified 

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

Crucified by Jahamez May 7, 2019