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carlicious 

adjective describing something far more pleasurable than anything. Awesome, beautiful, irreplaceable, lovable
Holy crap, that was the most carlicious thing I've ever seen
carlicious by lishlishlish April 9, 2009

Purple Cauliflower 

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.
Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!
(1) most intriguing couple on "Grey's Anatomy" (tv show), namely Callie Torres & Erica Hahn.

(2) synonym for wasted story potential and/or messed up writing (adverb).
That scene was so callica! // What they did with that particular storyline was absolutely callica. // The show went callica from there on.
Callica by DocCovington December 22, 2008

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).
Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

Carlicia Carli Thornton 

Is a young beautiful lady that is persistent to succeed in life.
She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.

Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.

cauliflower ear 

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.
I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.
cauliflower ear by earljames April 18, 2008