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Borrowning 

The act of purchasing an item that you intend to use and then return for a refund. Technically you "own" the item until it's returned, but you never really intended to pay for it - just borrow, or "borrown" it.

Usually perpetrated by the kind of people who arrange for a 2 day test drive of a 4x4 they have no intention of buying so they don't have to pay for an offroading experience, and then proceed to drive like an asshat through the local trails.

Similar to the term "wardrobing", but "borrowning" can refer to anything returnable, not just clothes.
"Dude, how can you afford a Bang & Olufsen sound system??? Did you borrown it just for the party?"

"Of course she's wearing new Jimmy Choos - she's borrowning them, like all of her outfits! She's like a hobo supermodel. She's a wardrobing queen."
Borrowning by ClubBarf October 16, 2011
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Dean Browning

The act of getting caught using a burner account to try to win and argument
John's affair came to light when he Dean Browninged his wife from his second phone
Dean Browning by Drprim November 11, 2020

browning sausage 

Participating in anal sex.
Nick likes browning sausage with Jesse.
browning sausage by Odi135 July 5, 2008

Emily Browning 

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
Emily Browning by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009

emily browning 

An Australian actress. Known for her role as Violet Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events. Was a popular choice for Bella Swan in the Twilight fandom.
Emily Browning is often paired up with French actor Gaspard Ulliel to form the "dream team" as Bella Swan & Edward Cullen

browning out 

An expression used in the show It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia where you get very drunk but you can still remember a few suddle events.
Dude last night I was totally browning out.
browning out by chea123_123 October 31, 2010

jim browning

Youtuber that do scambaiting with the name Jim Browning(Not a Real Name).Yeah thats him.
Kevin:(With heavy indian accent)Hello this is tech support.My name is kevin.
Jim:Hello I got this message that tell about some virus in my computer.
Kevin:I know this voice,you're that Jim Browning!
*HANG UP THE CALL*