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Ansonia, the fucking shittiest town in the world. The school district is poor and they don't cancel school even if there's a blizzard. All the white people think they're black and are ignorant (ignant) motherfuckers. Mostly consisted of n00bs who think that moving your mouse will increase internet speeds. Also, people who incorperate internet speed with the speed of your PC. (Example: Uhh, my computer's so slow! I'm getting DSL soon.)

The only smart people is Justino, Koof, Cameron, Walt, Dave.
- Ansonia, Go Chargers! Woohoo! Yay! - Oh we lost our last game.
- I have spyware on my PC, time to get a new one.
- We all think Windows > Mac, even though we're n00bs.
Ansonia by Paralex July 31, 2008
A small city in southwestern Connecticut along the Naugatuck river, often called the "Copper City" because they used to produce a lot of copper and other metals back in the day.

There's mad abandoned/dilapidated houses and buildings. The most (in)famous of which being the Farell factory, a huge ugly ass factory dead in the middle of town that's literally collapsing and frequently gets vandalized yet it's STILL somewhat operating albeit another company renting the space. The people are friendly but also might be the worst individuals you've ever met, it's kinda Russian roulette interacting with random people. Also there's like 20 very old churches, some of which have really cool architecture.
"Where's the nearest Taco Bell, Ansonia right?
Ansonia by 390203 June 6, 2022

Ansonia CT 

A Rathole where every white person acts black, no one wants to live there, they never cancel school, and all the girls are tramps,
Dude 1"Yo, you wanna go to Ansonia CT"
Dude 2"Hell no dude, its filled with hipsters, theres like 11 cool kids, like Jake L. David H. Brandon S. Cameron W. and wed probably get jumped by white black people"
Ansonia CT by SirChuckelsAlot January 1, 2011
The most beautiful person in the whole world. She looks amazing and always gives everyone a smile on there faces. She loves chocolate, but she is still very fit. Her body is perfect. She is the type that you only can love. She will always be there for you when you are having a tough time. She is basically perfect in all different ways.
Antonia by Anonymous7626 October 21, 2019
A smart, young, beautiful, intelligent young girl. She can outtake anyone, without trying! She knows the answer to anything, and has all the boys flirting with her! She's sporty, and can do anything her friends can. She has a creative mindset and thinks outside the box. Most of the time, she loves eating chocolate! She's an independent girl who doesn't need anyone to back her up. She has the luckiest and cutest boyfriend in the world! She doesn't need anyone to get her down, because she will persevere and keep on trying until she gets her job/task/fight as good as some shiny new gold! <3
You: Hey, whose that chick?
Friend: Oh, that's Antonia, she's smoking hot!

You: I heard she knows almost everything there is to know!
Antonia by Chocolate Luver November 3, 2018

Antonia Maino 

An Italian bar dancer turned wife of an Indian Prime minister who controlled Indian rule through an accidental prime minister.
Nationalist: She is Antonia Maino

Her boot licker CM: I will make you sit in jail through my police
Antonia Maino by Samrat January 22, 2021

Antonia Maino 

Antonia Maino is a bar dancer and seduced Rajiv Gandhi and become President of Congress party in India who also known by the name of Sonia Gandhi. She is so fascist like her parents who served in Army of Mussolini. If you call Sonia Gandhi as Antonia Maino she will sue on you like she did this to Arnab Goswami.
Don't Abuse her call her Antonia Maino. Hit there where it hurts the most.