hipster shit 

Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.

Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

hipster shit by ACD8K November 20, 2011

hipster shits 

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

hipster shits by Keht October 8, 2018

hipstershit 

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

hipstershit by Kristina L. April 22, 2008

hipstership 

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

hipstership by iamale March 28, 2015

Hipsterhitler 

Somebody that hates hipsters and wants to kill them all.

"I saw a hipsterhitler yesterday, I saluted him."
"This hipsterhitler is on the right page with this."
"More people should be hipsterhitlers."

Hipsterhitler by TheOnePencilLead July 3, 2016