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smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.
na aint got a light,but smokey over there has
smokey joe by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.
jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe
smokey joe by Andy! November 18, 2006

smokey joe

Invented in Maidstone, Kent in England and used by 6th form students. Simply meanz cigerette.
"lash me a smokey joe, mate?!"
smokey joe by PedroXL October 1, 2006

Smokey Joe

A person who decided that weed, ganja,loud,crow was the way forward a while back. Then since has medicated constantly when able.
Smokey Joe over there probably needs to cut down.
Smokey Joe by SmokeeJoe March 7, 2020

Smokey Joe

The look of a penis after annal sex.
After screwing her in the butt, Bill had a Smokey Joe.
Smokey Joe by Keith Woody September 29, 2004

Smokey Joe

When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia
OMG I was totally gonna fuck Dave until I drank some of that Bud and Smokey Joe’d over his peen
Smokey Joe by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019