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usui takumi 

Usui Takumi makes my girlhood tremble
usui takumi by Iizardeater101 August 15, 2017

takumi tax 

The additional cost you pay for a vehicle because of its popularity, which has been earned because it features prominently in initial d.
john: i'd love to buy a AE86 sprinter for my next car
jim: nah man, you pay takumi tax on those, get a early wrx instead.
takumi tax by Matt Parker September 1, 2007

Tagumasi 

An extremely rare family name, originating from the Philippines. A wealthy and strong bloodline, the Tagumasi have also been rumored to have been trained in the art of ninjitsu (ninja). Also referred to as "Tag".
"damn bro, that fool's strong!"

"ye, i bet he's a Tagumasi."
Tagumasi by Tagumasi April 21, 2010

Bacon Tatum 

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
Bacon Tatum by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

A hill in New Zealand. The height of the hill is 305 meters (1,001 ft). The hill is notable primarily for its unusually long name, which is of Maori origin; it is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.
Person 1: Hey man have you heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2 What?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2: WHAT?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person WHAT!??!?! ARE YOU MAKING IT UP?
The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.
Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.
Tatum by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019