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5 o'clock shadow 

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

5 o'clock shadow 

When you purposely walk in on your brother jerking off while your jerking off.
"I had that Paris Hilton video going in my room while I was cranking one out, when my older brother bill-dog walked in on me while he was beating off and laughing like a maniac! Bill-dog hit me with the worst 5 o'clock shadow! I was so embarrassed!"
5 o'clock shadow by normal dude September 12, 2009

5 o'clock shadow 

An abundance of pubic hairs that have collected on the rim or bowl of a toilet or urinal.
Yo! Someone needs to shave the pisser man, its got a nasty 5 o'clock shadow.
5 o'clock shadow by nate_j_y December 6, 2005

5 o'clock cheesy shadow 

When one develops an orange stain around the lower face after a day of sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.

The mark of a true couch potato.
Girl 1: I come home from work every day and my orange-faced boyfriend is just sitting there with the remote.

Girl 2: Uh oh, its a 5 o'clock cheesy shadow.

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.
Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

5 o cock shadow 

It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.
My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.
5 o cock shadow by MitchBoer September 2, 2006