fish mittens 

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

fish mittens by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

fish mittens 

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

fish mittens by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

fish mitten 

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

fish mitten by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

fish mitten 

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

fish mitten by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

fishmitten 

Colloquial term for Vagina.

She had a fishmitten like a aircraft hanger.

fishmitten by AnotherMindbomb October 19, 2003