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Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.
Henry played a blinder in the last match.
blinder by WA May 14, 2004

Fuck blinder 

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".

Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.
Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.
Camp Blinders by timewarp November 29, 2018
A listener to the podcast My Dad Write a porno
- Have you heard the new episode where Belindea travels to Amsterdam?
# Of course! I'm a real belinker!
belinker by rocky flintstone November 14, 2017

jack blinders 

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
jack blinders by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012