lactose intolerant 

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006

Lactose Intolerant 

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.

Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.

Lactose Intolerant by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009

Lactose intolerant 

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

Lactose intolerant by cartman911 February 7, 2021

Lactose Intolerant 

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

Lactose Intolerant by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018

lactose intolerant 

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

lactose intolerant by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

lactose intolerant 

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

lactose intolerant by Hey Lee May 26, 2007

lactose intolerant 

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

lactose intolerant by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009