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toad choad 

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

toads eat choads 

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

choadtoad 

a small frog like man who is wider than tall and looks like he has a member to match. similar to japanese blow toe
louis was a a small man but some would go as far as to call him a choadtoad
choadtoad by blazed ninja April 13, 2010