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Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.
Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette
Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004
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hamantha 

The full name of ham.
bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha
hamantha by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017
A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.
Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.
Hamnett by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004
An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.
Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man
hamont by friends with rats January 5, 2020
Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!
hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Ben Hamen 

Ben Hamen is the absolute legendary announcer from mcvi, known for his school involvement and being an ideal student. You may bump into him at Walmart where he is a friendly cashier.
Guy 1: Aye yo I saw Ben Hamen at Walmart the other day
Guy 2: Ya he goes to my school. What a cool guy
Ben Hamen by okaymcviokay May 9, 2020