jhump 

The dirty, vile beast that desires to:
fuck, shag, bang, dominate, have sex with, and fuck everything.

The jhump scared the hell out of me when she told me about her demented sexual intentions. I ran away screaming "Mama, help me!"

jhump by asdasdasd321321 March 31, 2008

Ship-Jumper 

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper 

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

jump in my hole 

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another

Literally, jump in my hole right now

jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Jump in the cadillac help

Jump in the Cadillac by Quackityisaipadkid July 1, 2021

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

jump out the motor 

When a Hemel chav gets mad at another human and threatens to kill you

I will jump out the motor and wack you !!! Gur

jump out the motor by Lulup November 5, 2020