Hamsterass 

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.

"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."

Hamsterass by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

killing hamsters 

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster

Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters

killing hamsters by Powdicked January 26, 2011

hamsterous 

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.

Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.

hamsterous by Emily6363 April 28, 2006

hamsterspan 

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

hamsterspan by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

Kia Hamsters by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Zhu Zhu Hamsters 

Little cheap mechanical hamsters that roll around on a track or in a cage and also have little outfits that can be worn. They are the Christmas '09 toy fad. As usual with these types of toys people will look back on them a few years from now and wonder why there was such a big hype.

Person A: I have to get Zhu Zhu Hamsters for my kid this year!
Person B: WTF is a Zhu Zhu Hamster?
Person A: I don't know some little toy hamster or some shit but I HAVE to get one or my kid will freak out.

Zhu Zhu Hamsters by foofie-no-no December 6, 2009

back hamsters 

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra

"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"

back hamsters by Ma Woo December 30, 2007