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balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

bagonize 

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize
To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.
bagonize by hasany81 May 17, 2013

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).
Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!
Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009
A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.
Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

Balconist 

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!
I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.
Balconist by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

balkanize 

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.
Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!
balkanize by psients October 24, 2006