joyriding 

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.

'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '

joyriding by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Joyriding 

The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor

Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding

Joyriding by Dickmuncher3000 June 13, 2015

Joyriding 

The act of sexual intercourse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.

John: "I took Mary out Joyriding last night."
Jack: " Nice man, I knew that you would get her".

Joyriding by Pengyvan May 12, 2016

Joyriding 

The act of sexual intercouse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.

Dude, Tina and I totally went joyriding in one of those Google cars the other day!

Joyriding?

We fucked in the back.

Nice!

Joyriding by cheeseman1478 May 12, 2016

joy riding 

Taking a drug(s) for no particular reason other than recreation and pleasure.

Joy riding on cocaine is par at the Club on any given weekend.

joy riding by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

jording 

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

jording by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009

joymining 

The opposite of doomscrolling.

When you resort to looking for the positive instead of the negative when bored and online.

I was joymining for hours before bed last night, not about that doomscrolling shit.

joymining by Mattticuss November 8, 2020