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A bas ass Mother Fucker! Any one name Demetre is probably going to be a extremly hot Greek or Italian guy. His dark brown hair flows as free as the booze in his cup as people of this name often are the life of the party! Demetre's also have mad fuckin game! This guy is always pulling hot, random ass, but when he does decide to settle down, he only dates the creme of the crop!
Girl 1: Hey who is that super hot guy over there?

Girl 2: That's Demetre!

Girl 1: I wanna fuck him!
Demetre by SoCalXD85 February 3, 2010
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More cute rather then hot. They're to little boy cute to be hot. But they are so hilarious. Demetre has a really dirty mind, and loves to makes jokes about sex. He's always a Greek boy and has dark brown hair and almost black eyes. An all around great person, a loyal friend, loving, always there when you need him most, but a word of caution, HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART. He will tear it into pieces and scatter them far and wide. trust me I know. It seems like he likes you and then when someone better comes along, he'll drop you on the spot.
Girl: (sobbing) Demetre, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Demetre: oh no! That jerk, do you want to talk about it?
Girl: Okay

They talk for a while

Demetre: You gonna be okay?
Girl: Yup, thanks Demetre
Demetre by dEmEtReLoVeR October 18, 2010

Demetre's Cock 

Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.
Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock
Demetre's Cock by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016

Demetre Totladze 

Demetre Totladze is the most beautiful human who has ever lived. His cock is huge and he always gets girls
Why can't I be like Demetre Totladze

Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.
If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.
Demetrio GQ by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.
Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.
Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Demetria 

A sexy,thicc,and smart girl with a attitude. Who loves people and takes shit from nobody. Super loyal, will never switch up on ya
Jamee:Oh look there go Demetria

Aerial:Yea she is so pretty
Jamee:Yea but she got a bad attitude

Aerial:atleast she’s nice, I talked to her and she seemed very loyal.
Demetria by Arizoni March 24, 2019