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Polyanswerism 

The annoying habit some question-answerers adopt, whereby they offer a plethora of possible answers in order to increase their chances of correctly answering the question.
Amber: Hello Simon! Guess how many pineapple rings I eaten today?
Simon: Gee, that'll be 1 or 5 or 9, yeah?
Amber: Your polyanswerism is not welcome here, Simon
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Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.
"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"
Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009
No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
Poland by CR_ April 27, 2020

Anal Popcan 

Lubricating a popcan that has been shaken violently and placing it into the rectum.
Man I just had the best Anal Popcan, it was exploding inside of me.
Anal Popcan by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011
The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.
Poland by mtrisk August 13, 2005