bageled 

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

bageled by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

bageled 

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.

Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.

bageled by Max, D March 2, 2008

bageled 

A level of intensity of "high"-ness. Bageled is when you are halfway to toasted. Usually occurs after 3-4 hits.

I'm feelin pretty bageled after that last bowl.

bageled by J, Loon December 2, 2010

bageled 

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

bageled by Snathans January 6, 2009

Bageled 

Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".

Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"

Bageled by Steve Boshman July 1, 2019

bageled 

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

bageled by paul November 27, 2003

Bageled 

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

Bageled by Frank Albert November 26, 2019