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When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things
Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.
Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015
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To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.
She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly
simoneing by simonesita January 13, 2014
When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.
Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.
Simoneing by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

semoning 

when you are at the movies and your partner wants to have extra Sause on there popcorn and puts your penis threw the bottom of the popcorn and then proceeds to touch you until you ejaculate on the top of the popcorn
i want your semoning

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026